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Where do babies come from?

A child's way of questioning their parents in a semi-awkward way about things that only the child wants to talk about.
Kid: Mom where do babies come from?

Mom: Well, you see when two people love each other very much...

Kid: *smiles* Go on, Mommy.

drain babies 

I was in the shower and shot a load of drain babies that would've made Jenna Jameson gag.
drain babies by Mr. Violence May 31, 2004

swallow babies 

When a women or man swallows the cum jizz nut from a mans penis.
Get on ya knees and swallow babies.
swallow babies by Nay8804 December 21, 2008

Half-barrel barbecue

A barbecue made out of a rusty barrel cut in half. Also known as a Pork Scotch Oven this shitty type of barbecue is most commonly used by little fat men with horrifically ugly girlfriends.
Thought you said the little twat had a barbecue.

Its over there, look. A half-barrel barbecue. Its a barbecue for complete losers.

shower babies 

I made shower babies the other day when my girlfriend was out of town
shower babies by Jesse October 29, 2003

Bargain Bin Babies 

Black, Asian or retarded children adopted by white parents in the attempt to look charitable but really because the relevant authorities have deemed them incompetent. Either that or because they are too cheap. abr. Bargain bins
What is up with Angelina Jolie? Getting all those bargain bin babies?

Bargain Bin Babies by bcp23 December 17, 2008