group of assholes

There is no universal term for a collection of assholes in one place, instead terminology tends to cross religious and social economic boundaries. In the North of England one might encounter a Pile of assholes at a soccer match, whereas in Detroit this same group would be a Pack. Some particularly unflattering examples exist, such as the Nasty Bag of assholes (South East Asia).

On the way back from the concert we were delayed by a group of assholes, locally known as a "Set"

by TheRealOrz February 18, 2017

Asshole Dilemma

When someone (usually from a nice fellow) asks a request of some kind that you heavily disagree with but you can't deny it or else you're the asshole.

Guy 1: Hey wanna go to my birthday party? Yeah, my grandma died, my dog got hit, I couldn't pay my bills, but I trust you could come.
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?

by lulucio December 22, 2020

alpha asshole

An alpha asshole is the biggest asshole of all. The one who is undeniably the biggest baddest douche around

“Did you see Dallin last night at the party?”
“Yeah! He was being a complete alpha asshole!”

by Imagenius1231 June 5, 2018

Asshole Tax

Asshole tax is charging someone extra purely because they’re personality sucks, and may have been rude, annoying, wasted your time, or just generally need to be fined for forcing others to endure them.

This woman was such a pain in the ass to deal with so I charged her some asshole tax and told her the price was $75 instead of $40. Bam bitches.

by Lethal Lissauer November 17, 2019

conceited asshole

A person or individual who exhibits traits of cockiness or smugness. A condescending individual.

Due to Brian's expansive vocabulary & vain demeanor, David believed him to be a conceited asshole.

by Huggyman November 28, 2015

inner asshole

Psychological archetype that is the opposite of your "inner child.".

I'm not angry, I'm just expressing my inner asshole.

by Isotrope May 10, 2021

asshole dance

A dance performed by reaching down between your legs, grabbing your ankles & spinning around in a circle, saying "I am an asshole & I like it"

Usually performed by losing a bet or completely terrible performance during any game or sport.

Ryne didn't hit his golf ball to the Women's tee, so he had to do an asshole dance.

Jeni scored zero points at cornhole & asshole danced all night long.

Jeni and Mark have the most asshole dances ever performed in the coliseum.

After failing to put even one bag in the hole during cornhole, Mark had to perform an asshole dance.

After Barry's team lost the flipcup championship, they all had to do an asshole dance.

by JmpRmf April 9, 2017