When you eat out someone typically of the same sex and gently bite the dingleberrys off one by one and spit it into a bowl of ice cream until you have enough as desired and you proceed to share the ice cream with chocolate dingleberrys
Evan decided to eat the ass flakes off Ryan’s ass and spit them into a milkshake and poured it all over Ryan’s chode then proceeded to top him off making it a sloppy Evan
by Al Horford November 17, 2025
Get the Sloppy Evanmug. by FancyCooking January 11, 2022
Get the Evanmug. 
Evanism is the complex psychological and philosophical concept of targeting innocent individuals, committing verbal slander, and the expression of extraterrestrial behavior.
“An Evanistic human has sat on me.”
“As a witness to Evanism, it's something that needs to be stopped. It is taking over the youth of our country. We need to take a stand.”
“As a witness to Evanism, it's something that needs to be stopped. It is taking over the youth of our country. We need to take a stand.”
by perfect asphalt June 8, 2025
Get the Evanismmug. An extremely attractive individual. Often called the most interesting, most handsome man in the world.
by MoustacheBob October 8, 2023
Get the Evan Faymug. by loljamielovesaidan November 24, 2020
Get the Jamie Evansmug. Evan is my best boy, hes my bestfriend and my lovely partner, he know just the right thing to do when I'm in a bad mood and he's so smart. Hes so much better than any other guy I've met and he's super cool. I miss him when I'm not with him and he's so amazing. Whenever I look up into the sky I see him in the stars. I see the shimmer of his eyes in the brightest star, and ill see little things everyday that remind me of him. If I see anything spider man themed I think of him, he's the spider man to my M.J. he would make annotations in the margins after he "borrowed it" because what is much? He'll force himself to listen to my blatantly misogynistic music or comfort me when I'm having a bad day or listen to me talk shit about everyone at my school. And he'll be there no matter what, even if things don't workout I'll always love him. So if you do find an Evan keep him, cause he'll be one of the greatest gifts of ur life.
me: evan you'll never guess what this bitch did today.
evan: what did she do.
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me:everyone's calling you zesty and I'm so sad
evan: don't worry ur the only one I want
I was lowkey blushing when he said this 🤭
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evan: what did she do.
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me:everyone's calling you zesty and I'm so sad
evan: don't worry ur the only one I want
I was lowkey blushing when he said this 🤭
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by ilovemiso March 2, 2023
Get the evanmug.