Andre

A fuckboy wanting attention. He enjoys jacking off, being horny and usually enjoys soccer. He is usually quite hypocritical and irritating but can be a good friend when he comes around.
Person 1: Did you see Andre today?
Person 2: Yeah, he was playing with his dick.
Person 1: GROSS!
by Sandy Crust Bucket October 29, 2019
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Andres is a bitch and the name Andres should be considered a massive red flag.
"Fuck Andres" -Anthony
"Yeah fuck Andres he smells like a bitch" -Noah
by RingTail1 October 15, 2021
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Someone with this name is really cool, smart, attractive, athletic, funny, and just all around perfect. They also have an amazing attitude and are good at everything they do. If you have someone in your life named this, you should feel grateful and appreciate them everyday.
Wow! Andres is so cool, I wanna be friends with him.
by 123TheRealG May 30, 2020
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A bum ass nigga that’s homeless . He got kids on the way but don’t got no income to support them . His dick is small asf and it stank . He thinks he’s all that but got everything he owns from his mother .
Oh I saw Andre the other day he looked mad goofy .
by Mssaveabum November 21, 2021
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Andrés is a baby boys name the name andres comes form Spain and it means brave,manly,sweet and much more you will be super lucky is your have an andres in your life as a friend or boyfriend. If you have them as your boyfriend your will learn so much form him your not going to stop laughing your going to be super happy every day
Andres is the best
by Andres0405 April 12, 2019
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A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.
Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(
by Simposium July 14, 2020
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A Andre is a person with a Big and a Large Penis
Ouh Andre yetserday i have seen your big and large penis in my girlfriend
by Knif3x January 02, 2017
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