Brian

Guy who leaves his friends and never plays xbox

Brian where have u been
Him.

by Sergio is trash December 6, 2019

Brian is a boy who has the biggest balls

Poetic (alternative of ‘biggest bollocks boy’) (for the /b/ sound). Also a tongue twister.

Brian is a boy who has the biggest balls in the world so many people called him ‘biggest bollocks boy’.

by marcotoa January 18, 2025

Brian Wells

Coolest nigga ever, if dapper was a person(he gives the best handshakes)

Person1: BRIAN WELLS IS THE COOLEST NIGGA EVER!!!
Person2: fax

by Derpafish March 9, 2023

Brian

A beta male. Peaked in high school even though, they didn't really accomplish much. Uses social media to try to talk to women since he finds it hard to do it in person. For example, does rates or tbh. Has a group of friends that distract him from his loneliness. Overall, not the type of person you want to be.

A: Why is that person such a brian?
B: is being a brian a bad thing?
A: Not really, but you just don't want to be a brian.
B: got it.

by Gamer692 January 29, 2020

tossing brians

Getting so angry that hate and obscenities fall from your mouth without control.

You fucking goddam game how dare you fucking pull that shit i'm going to hate fuck your mothers corpse- tossing brians

by Komissar November 5, 2014

Brian

A species that was genetically engineered to be superior to every other species but a genetic mutation caused the DNA strands to stick together and create Brian. They are known to have huge a pp but are unable to reproduce as they ejaculate cheese instaead of semen. They are near extinction and there have only been 2 sightings of different Brians.

Man this Brian has such a big pp too bad we can’t have babies

by Faraz cheese man March 21, 2021

Brian

Brian has a huge penis and he knows how to use it correctly

Brian made this girl cum twenty times in one go

by anonymous July 12, 2021