slightly overweight, lying, man bitch, who thinks hes the shit and can have any girl he wants. But he cant. in fact, he cant even keep one decent girl, because he goes around telling other girls he loves them while at the same time he's dating the "girl of his dreams" as far as she's concerned (becuase thats what he said, hence the lying part. Attention all females: Should you happen apon this randall campbell, kick him in the nuts, poke him, and then walk away as seductively as possible, so he will know what hes missing. And do not provide an explination should he ask.
Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last) asked out 4 girls in the same week. They all said no.
by Beat That Bitch! August 05, 2006
Dad: "Hey son, go buy me a pack of smokes 'fore I whip you silly!"
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
by MyNameIsBrian2255 February 17, 2020
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A section of urban dictionary dedicated to the infinite definitions of all things awesome by genius comedy writer Brian Ferraro
by Brianferrarosection July 05, 2019
Brian Jeon is a man. A man of pure beauty. A man of massive elephant cock. A man of non-stinky toenail clippings. When I make love to him, his juicy cock throbs against my belly button. Shi turn me on hella ngl. Not only that, but when he bends over and takes it in the ass, his juicy booty be bouncing hella. Bro might have a BBL ngl but I can't tell. The only downside is that he sometimes has the occasional dingleberry stuck between his cheeks, but it looks like mini M&M's so I be munching my dessert. Brian Jeon. Sexually assault me.
by Brian_Jeon's_Lover_69_XO_8==D~ December 04, 2024