Shit Tanked

The result of screwing up... bad.

person 1: We have a test today.
person 2: What? I didn't study.
person 1: You're so shit tanked.

by robinsgirl October 18, 2012

Tank Shoes

Shoes, usually school shoes that you have to use for a long period of time. They are well built and usually have a solid heel that makes you an inch taller. They can go through rain,snow,puddles anything because they are tank. They look like they have experienced ww2.

Hey, it's raining and I'm short.
Don't worry, the tank shoes will sort it out!

by Meaurh January 23, 2013

crank tank

Another form of the ubiquitous 'wank bank'
The area of your brain used for storing images that will later be used for self pleasure.

On seeing a hot girl walk by...

'thats going straight in the crank tank'

by Ollie Raison April 16, 2008

tank top

The incorrect use of the word vest. Usually incorrectly used by those people of North America (unfortunately Canada included), also known to be misused by Asian Scott's too. It's an abomination.

"Hey dude, you going to sport your tank top?"

"Nah dude, I'm going to be wearing a sick VEST!"

by @saffaza May 11, 2016

Shark Tank

The very feared gang at Bellarmine College Preparatory in San Jose, CA. It is revered by many people who walk around the school, not wanting to mess with anybody for fear of being killed. The Shark Tank gang is rivals with the Fish Bowls, a waterpolo gang.

Ohh shit, here come some Shark Tanks. Don't look them in the eyes!

by Paul February 27, 2005

skank tank

A very large and ostentatious motor vehicle given to a skank by her Sugar Daddy, this vehicle typically dwarfs the skank driving it. Skank tanks are often found parallel-parked three feet from the curb, or seen going through red lights while the skank is on her phone.

So I was all, like, "Excuse me, ****, where I'm from, it's not a skank tank, it's an Escalade, and you're an old, cheated-on ****, ****." So she shoots me! Can you believe that? You're putting her in jail now, right?

by Das Clemhaus March 1, 2009

tank pants

Pants, normally womens pants, that cover a rather large area. Probably the antonym of G String.

Bob wondered if his recent marriage and his wifes newly acquired taste in industrial strength tank pants were somehow related.

by Matalan Man September 2, 2003