jew bacon

the part of the jew's dick that gets cut off during circumcision.
best when served fried like normal bacon.

julia, jess, and tori ate jew bacon on day 2.

by 123qwee February 13, 2008

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jew-poo

noun, the result of when a person of the Jewish persuasion gets extremely intoxicated and proceeds to produce a cracken in his or her pants.

Guy - Wow, did you hear about that jew girl?
Guy 2 - You mean the one that got really fucked up and shit her pants?
Guy - Yeah, she had to get stripped down and hosed off.
Guy 2 - What a jew-poo!

by TheLumbahjack September 11, 2006

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Fireproof Jew

A jew that lives ins someone's oven, often to help them cook. However, the Jew lives in the person's oven because he cannot burn, no matter how hot it gets. It only feels like a sauna to this Jew.

Guy: Hey dude, can you move the turkey to the left?
Fireproof Jew: Sure, no problem!

by I_Am_Murloc September 4, 2009

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Jew Candle

Some times called a Hanukhah, a Jew Candle is an 8 tiered candle holder. More properly known as a menorah.

"That guy has a huge ass Hanukkah on his lawn."
"A what?"
"A Hanukkah... you know, a jew candle."

by sigmundfr3ud April 4, 2009

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Jew the dollar

To pinch pennies or spend carefully to save money.

Sant, if you really want to Jew the dollar we can take the subway instead of a taxi.

by SY38 January 6, 2006

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jew baby

a jew baby is someone who is easy to make fun of because they maybe slow or have some silly moments at times. others may say that they are stupid or they're having a blonde moment.

christina is such a jew baby!

by scammm May 5, 2008

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