shart

when one farts but pushes a wee bit too much and some shid comes out

darn, i just shart in my pants

by big pickel December 17, 2021

Shart

Sharting is farting while expelling feces at the same time. A mixture of the words shit and fart. Shart!

Example 1
Person 1: "Holy shit, I think I just sharted"
Person 2: "How do you know if you did? Also get the fuck away from me I don't want your nasty vapourized poop particles in my body."
Person 1: "Wow I didn't know it was so bad to you, anyways my pants feel heavy. *turns around* See? its drooping down, right?"
Person 2: "Yeah it is that fucking bad you asshole, but yeah your pants are drooping down."
Person 1: "Well jeez, I didn't know you don't have to be so rude you fucking twinkle dick, yeah thanks for letting me know."
Person 2: "What'd you just call me? Shit biscuit, also no problem."
Person 1: "Shit biscuit? come on fucktard you can do better than that?"
Person 2: "Well yeah asswipe I can."
Person 1: "Asswipe is better?"
Person 2: "I never said it was, cum collector"
Person 1: "Okay, dipshit, fuck you and yo mama"
Person 2: "Go die in hell! *punch*"
**not inside jokes**

by i sharted😭 March 4, 2022

Nik shart

The process of blissfully sharting through sexual intercourse.
"She totally Nik sharted me last night"

Mom: where have you been?
Brother: I've been Nik sharting my girlfriend!

by Shartylvr123 February 26, 2021

Shart Freckled

When somebody sharts on your face, leaving tiny, shitty, spots on it that look like freckles.

Look at this, I Shart Freckled that passed-out lightweight.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

Shart hole

A shart hole is someone who finds a very good looking person and you look at them so fast you shart a hole in the wall

Annabell looked at him and put a shart hole in her wall.

by Fuckingyourmomrn666 April 21, 2017

shart

When you think you're about to fart but you accidentally poop with the fart

I sharted my pants

by pumby_rhino August 29, 2023

Shart

Its where u think that you are going to fart, but you accidentaly shit urself.

Yo, i jus sharted broo!!
That's fukin gross bruh :(

by Dr. Johnny August 23, 2023