Mary P

Savage old lady that will beat you up with her walking stick if you go near her it's the same with her bestie Gertrude...They will invite you to the bingo and if you don't come your dead they will chase you although there really slow and they won't stop until they get you

Mary P : Gertrude come here!
Gertrude P : no you little Ppppppp
Mary P : I'm not a Pppp your a ppp
Gertrude P : Grrrrr

by come.to.the.bingo November 15, 2016

P-man

The male reproductive organ.

Really? At Thanksgiving dinner? Put your p-man away!

by YaBoiQew December 26, 2017

S&p

Stick and poke

How many s&p do you have

Only 3

by Lylahyinyangutube January 5, 2019

danny p

A danny p is usually a cum filled ornament that one shoves up another persons anal canal or gives to a relative as a gift (Birthday, wedding, funeral etc)

Oh shit Jamal, I seem to have forgotten to bring the danny p for grandma. She'll go tits.

by Ramonial crumb July 29, 2017

P Monkey

P Monkey.

Anything and everything irritating you, leading to prolonged ranting when drunk.

The act of drunkenly becoming increasingly irritated until one starts issuing fatwahs.

"After a few bottles Dave becomes a real P Monkey, laying into everything that is wrong with the world"

by Charles Chap February 26, 2010

p-clipped

individually pull out someones gooch hairs with a tweezers

dude shut the hell up before you get p-clipped

by nick lasalle September 30, 2006

p-dogging

This is when an individual, typically male, thinks they have a chance with another individual, typically female, so he follows her around like a lost puppy dog thinking that he will get some, when in fact he is merely cock blocking another individual from getting any.

Man, I've been trying to get some from ol girl but that dude has been p-dogging her all damn day.

by andrew972 February 11, 2008