Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.

-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".

by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025

Unexpected Fap

When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.

Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.

by Murzon December 8, 2022

Preferred Fap

When you aren't risking catching whatever they've got, but they're still attractive enough to warrant rubbing one out later

1: Yo, did you have sex with her?!
2: Of course not, it was a preferred fap.

by Kingturboturtle February 22, 2021

Fem Fap

Schlicking or female masturbation, but with a catchy alliteration. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Males fap, females fem fap.

by 1stDMAN March 29, 2016

emote fapping

is when one or more people pull it out and look at emotes in fortnite and fap hard and enthusiastically enjoy the game

oh wow that emote fap session was so long it could have went on for decades or even some longer shit emote fapping

by Tartagliamoms December 21, 2021

Fap Free February

An event in wich partakers must not masturbate for the duration of the month of February, however it is a three strike system so you may masturbate twice and still pass thist event.

Hey dude are you participating in Fap Free February?

by ItWouldAppearToBeMe December 13, 2018

Fapping

Another way to say you or someone else is not sleeping

‘Listen bro I know I should be asleep…I was just busy fapping’

by CoqItcher July 21, 2022