Fuck-tard 

to be completely idiotic

Dude, you're such a fuck-tard!

Fuck-tard by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

ruh-tard

Very much similar to the word retard however the "ruh" portion is usually said with a "retarded" accent thus giving a greater impression of retardedness. Used to mock and mimic.

ManAssLover: OMG how great is man-ass.
Str8Dude: STFU! "ohhhh look at me i love man butt." You are such a ruh-tard.

ruh-tard by LazyNinja562 September 22, 2009

Couche tard 

A convenient insult combining the words Douche bag, couch potato and retard. Coincidentally, also the name of a popular chain of convenience stores in Quebec, Canada.

"Is that mine?"

"No, it's his's"

"his's?!? That's not a word. You're such a couche tard"

Couche tard by aliwashere October 23, 2008

Z-Tard 

Any software programmer who works for Zynga, which produces the worst software on Earth, and also the management at Zynga, that either tolerates incompetence or requires it.

Zynga has the same promotions every week, and you would think they could copy and paste, but Nooooo, the Z-Tards always have new bugs. Any software coded by a Z-Tard has more bugs than the Brazilion rain forest.

Z-Tard by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 23, 2010

E-tard 

Someone who enjoyed the amazing and incredibly lovely drug called Ecstasy also known as MDMA, a little too much. And now retarded from it.

Little Betty Jo completely e-tarded yet is on ecstasy says "iiii giots a dee ploos in ingalalish this semesterrrr"
Straight-Edge Bobby James says "You shouldve apprieciated the edge Betty Jo, you're an E-Tard"
Little Betty Jo completely e-tarded yet is on ecstasy says "but i lovvvvvvvvvve youuuu."


apprieciate your fellow e-tarded friends, :]
they are special and believe you are special to them too.

E-tard by fucksxepussies September 18, 2005

Q-Tard 

A person that believes the total bullshit that the Q Cult puts out. Like Lizard People are walking among us, Children are being drained of blood while frightened and Democrats drink that blood along with Oprah Winfrey. They also believe Trump won the 2020 election which he didn't. They just believe fictional conspiracy theories as if they were real.

Look at that moron shouting nonsense. For sure a Q-Tard

Q-Tard by Casper Milktoast in Daytona March 1, 2021

team killing fuck tard 

a team killer "in halo, cs,ect frist person shooters"
kills team mate's too often...
"a dumb-ass"
invented by red vs blue

killing any team members and or themself.
you killed the whole team, "you team killing fuck tard"

team killing fuck tard by juutin June 19, 2006