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Get Splote On

The action of getting yote on, only by a Splte member.

Hense - splote.
*Valient finally gets kicked out of Mcdonalds for leaching their free wifi so he can't hold q anymore*
*Splte member kills him*
"HAHA GET SPLOTE ON KID GO CHANGE YOUR SHIT BAG"
by xd meme May 23, 2018
mugGet the Get Splote Onmug.

getting his glob on

A homosexual man sucking another mans penis
Yeah old mate was getting his glob on with that truck driver in the disabled toilets
by Gooba13 May 21, 2023
mugGet the getting his glob onmug.

Get Out

An attempt or desire to escape from a situation.
My friend: looks like you recovered from that bout of pneumonia pretty well.

Me: Yeah, looks like there's no "get out" from this miserable life for me.
by Grailpolisher October 6, 2021
mugGet the Get Outmug.

Lmao get good

When you need back you say lmao get good
Nick:I just lost my my goldfish to cancer

Andrew:lmao get good

Nick:*fades away*
by Nick and yourmother56 July 7, 2019
mugGet the Lmao get goodmug.
Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die
Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!
by DaRealKey November 13, 2019
mugGet the what can you do if you get scammedmug.

don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
mugGet the don't get your ham in a twistmug.

hari with an s at the end cs i dont wanna get exposed lmfaoooo

absolutely not. if u named ur kid this please legally change their name like this person is actually so ass like its horrendous like fucking gross like this thing is actually so ugly that lot looks like a failed science experiment that literal fucking rodents made and snuck onto earth. Like please even recantation cant even fix it
ew hari with an s at the end cs i dont wanna get exposed lmfaoooo is so ew
by laufeyismybae October 15, 2023
mugGet the hari with an s at the end cs i dont wanna get exposed lmfaoooomug.

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