The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

salon baby

A child of a mother who works at a ratchet ass salon, and also grows up in the salon.

Girl, you always sitting at the salon often with your mama. You ain't nothing but a salon baby

by Haitianbaby July 3, 2017

baby

babies are aliens who are weird and they cant even walk or talk !

babies.are.aliens
yes, babies aren't people.

Brenda: omg did you hear? Karen got a baby!
Linda: umm, don't you mean an alien?

by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022

Baby daddy

Baby daddy is someone who you dont wanna call boyfriend but you still love him

I can’t wait for my baby daddy to get home

by King baby daddy May 20, 2024

baby pig

a cute animal that will love you forever

oh my god is that a baby pig??? <3

by a baby pig May 9, 2020

Baby gun

A small gun like a klibri

A Baby gun is very small gun that shoots a small bullet.

by Sonofjack007 March 1, 2019

sloshen baby syndrome

When your friend is driving your pregnant wife around, and is such a terrible driver you are worried that your baby might come out pre-shaken, ie sloshen baby syndrome.

You crazy bitch, slow down so the baby doesn't get sloshen baby syndrome.

by sloshenbaby July 17, 2009