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Costco Syndrome

Psychological syndrome where you buy things you've never used, will never use or never use the amount you purchased before it goes bad but are completely happy about it.
"Why are you doing a new room addition?" "It is for the new spice rack because the 4 pound curry and turmeric jars I bought while suffering from Costco Syndrome won't fit in my kitchen. If I ever start enjoying the taste of either of those spices it will be great, got them at a phenomenal price!"
by T Giraffe December 20, 2018
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Ungreatful Bitch Syndrome

A mental health disorder which causes its sufferes to take advantage of their friends for anything and then turn around an backstab them, sometimes may also cause they to blame their freshly backstabbed friends for backstabbing them when in reality they have just twisted the truth and are true lying peices if work who think they never do wrong
UBS Sufferer: I literally did everything for you

Me: Bitch fuck you I let you live at my crib for days on end, bought you food, clothed you, and took care of your stupid blackout drunk ass nightly and this is my thanks? You saying I took advantage of you? Get on some meds for ungreatful bitch syndrome cause you obviously need it
by GayCloud December 22, 2018
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Pussy derangement syndrome

A woman's inability to distinguish between a man's equal opportunity in a career and access to her sexually.
Melania didn't think Barack Obama should be President, because of her pussy derangement syndrome, she would not consider him a viable sexual partner
by MJssss December 29, 2018
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Benedikt-Syndrome

It is usually caused by an aggressive brain tumor. Leads to anxiety attacks during presentations or other forms of public speeches. Can be curred by multible slaps to the back oft the head.
This edgelord suffers from Benedikt-Syndrome.
by Grubenottern/Pensiboy December 30, 2018
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Regnak Syndrome

Compulsive polyhedral mislaying.
-Oh sucks! I misplaced my D20
-Seems like Regnak Syndrome to me.
by Soldiumek December 31, 2018
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DiBacc Syndrome

DiBacc Syndrome is a rare disease that can only be found in 2 foot tall 13 year old boys. DiBacc syndrome causes you to have feel the need to have a syndrome. You also say the most random things and get bad grades on everything.
*opens mouth wide open and starts shaking*
“Yo do you have DiBacc syndrome
Probably that would explain a lot”
by stell.loren January 7, 2019
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Fast Food Syndrome

Fast Food Syndrome is thinking you know what you want to order at your favorite joint and all of a sudden Boom!! You don't know what to eat. Taking very long to make a decision to settle for the most lame value sandwich of all.
OH My GOSH!!! I forgot what I wanted to eat, UGH!! I must be having a bad case of Fast Food Syndrome.
by The_Bambino_88 January 9, 2019
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