Top Baby

When the dominant person in sex, who happens to be a baby.

Naoki is a top baby while his girlfriend is a bottom bitch

by TaroChiMochi December 30, 2019

baby doomer

Someone who looks cute but will fuck you up

Someone: Oh, he's so cute.
Me: Cute? He's a baby doomer

by babydoomer November 15, 2023

baby otillie

A goofy little goofball that’s one year old and a little bit pale

Biggddady: how old are you
BabyOtillie: im 1😝☝️
And then baby otillie starts dancing

by Kukarofittor July 30, 2023

Troll baby

Someone who likes to tease people online; an online bully that can dish it out but can’t take it.

Frank ball up on your Instagram talking shit but he’s just a troll baby.

by BoneyOni July 19, 2020

Cry ass babies

Friends, family, and foes who live their whole lives based on all things Ashley. As in WWAD. What would Ashley do?

Or gosh I wish I was Ashley.
Did you download the new Ashley App?

YALL ARE LITERALLY CRY ASS BABIES.
Did you see those cry ass babies made a whole urban dictionary word just for me.
You would think they were adults, but no they are some cry ass babies.

by THEREALGIANT January 21, 2023

lap baby

Baby or child(ren) that doesn't take up a seat.

Does not need it's own solo chair.

Can sit on parent/guardian lap.
Does not count against seats sold or remaining.

Due to limited space, children will not be invited to this event. Exceptions of parents with a lap baby.

by MiaNickey April 20, 2015

baby brown

the cutest dog ever and shits everywhere

“who’s the best dog ever?” “baby brown?” “ofc”

by uglyassbitch1 November 19, 2023