National Abby Sends Nudes Day

Est. May 1st. They day where everyone named Abby must pay their yearly tax for being named Abby and show what they got to a person they admire.

Fuck, I forgot it is National Abby Sends Nudes Day. Who's gonna be the lucky soul this year. - Abby

by Greg761 April 28, 2023

gander nation

one’s ability to understand the law of physics within themselfs

ayo gander nation in here

by yyyyuuuyuuuuwuuwywywyywwywyywy January 13, 2023

National Yeeyee day

National yee yee day is on May 15

National Yeeyee day Express happiness

by Matt5891 April 18, 2020

National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!

Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!

by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021

National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day

7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.

One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!

by I look like a bookshelf August 07, 2023

National Toe Licker Day

September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each other’s zesty ass toes.

Boy 1: Guys it’s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

National Masturbation day

A day where you HAVE to masturbate, the date is May 7th

"Holy fuckin shit bro National Masturbation day is today"

"cool"

by Glizzy_lizzy September 13, 2022