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Nebraskan Butt-Bottle

The process of mixing kool-aid (usually grape flavored) in someone’s anus. And having another party drink it with a straw.
Jerry: yo Donny you down for some Nebraskan butt-bottle?

Donny: hell yeah I’ll grab a straw!!
by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025
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secretary butt

when you sit so much that your ass starts to mold to the shape of the chair, creating a shelf-like appearance. commonly seen in school secretaries or robust librarians.
"damn did you see that ass when she stood up?! shes got a bad case of secretary butt, dude. that shit was like a shelf."
by registered firearm 420 May 12, 2025
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Butt Mutter

A low, rumbling fart, not quite silent, but by no means a foghorn
"Man, I'm glad that one came out as a butt Mutter; momma woulda paddled me if I let one rip in church again."
by qvackhead May 15, 2025
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Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".
A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…
by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025
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Butt Snack

Someone who is very annoying and very sour. Like eating a pile of poop.
Hannah: “she’s such a Butt Snack!”
Stella: “right? She’s awfully rude!”
Hannah: “ when I talk to her it’s like eating a treat from your butt!”
by Ihatevb May 18, 2025
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Papa-Butt

The bittersweet gastrointestinal aftermath of a glorious Papa John’s-fueled gathering with friends after a full day of excessive libations. Characterized by euphoric garlic sauce bonding, communal declarations of love, and next-morning regret punctuated by violent, flaming hot gas and a bowel movement so regrettable it deserves its own apology text chain.
Last night was peak—Jeremy brought Guinness, Dan double-fisted Lonely Heart, Lauren practically drank the garlic sauce, Jenna was crying from laughter, and Russ and Jessica made out to a Papa John’s jingle—but now I’ve got a serious case of Papa-Butt. Please send Tums. And prayers.
by AMPM91 May 26, 2025
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Butt

a part of the body, also called REDACTED
How do people poop?
Using their butt, of course!
by MistahPhone May 28, 2025
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