The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr
You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.
by Serpentine Storm March 9, 2019
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“Now why would I do that, I’ve got Britonous Syndrome...”
“Now why would I do that, I’ve got Britonous Syndrome...”
by numbnut March 10, 2019
Get the Britonous Syndrome mug.A disorder characterized by spending extended periods of time in a dwelling while chomping on enormous quantities of food.
I wonder if da Coneheads had Munchousen syndrome, since they were always inviting others to join then for a "group-pig-out"?
by QuacksO March 16, 2019
Get the Munchousen syndrome mug.1. Collective mental illness that predominantly centres around a limited world view and an inability to process intellectual thought regarding, and especially, social standing, ownership, property rights and equality.
2. An irrational collective condition that afflicts fanatical flag waving jingoists, for the most part, en masse on a National epidemic scale - but completely oblivious of their symptoms.
3. An irrational. unwavering and inexplicable allegiance to a particular sovereign nation and / or long standing establishment / system. Especially those who blindly and unquestioningly uphold loyalty to outdated systems (e.g) A monarch(y) , also continuing to furnish regents and nobles pockets whilst encouraging the constitution to govern over the citizens and subjects therein whilst intentionally depriving said subjects of advancement, progression, promotion or reform ( i.e United Kingdom and the Commonwealth and other overseas territories)
4. Pack behaviour. Toady mentality. Childlike. Naive. Aloofness.
5. Starbridge geographical location and surrounding Postal Code catchment mentality or similar.
2. An irrational collective condition that afflicts fanatical flag waving jingoists, for the most part, en masse on a National epidemic scale - but completely oblivious of their symptoms.
3. An irrational. unwavering and inexplicable allegiance to a particular sovereign nation and / or long standing establishment / system. Especially those who blindly and unquestioningly uphold loyalty to outdated systems (e.g) A monarch(y) , also continuing to furnish regents and nobles pockets whilst encouraging the constitution to govern over the citizens and subjects therein whilst intentionally depriving said subjects of advancement, progression, promotion or reform ( i.e United Kingdom and the Commonwealth and other overseas territories)
4. Pack behaviour. Toady mentality. Childlike. Naive. Aloofness.
5. Starbridge geographical location and surrounding Postal Code catchment mentality or similar.
Quotes; Haribo Syndrome Outpatient ''It tastes like stwarbewwy. I like the eggy ones best. Some of them are really squishy. These wings make me feel like a pwincess.''
by Sevestapol Holiday Rep March 16, 2019
Get the Haribo syndrome mug.Named for the original case TC Syndrome is a condition where a lacrosse player, usually a middie, finds himself unable to score in a season despite receiving quality opportunities. It is often associated with bad luck and the player adjusting to a mostly defensive role. TC Syndrome is "cured" when the player finally scores. The initial goal is always followed by another in the same game, which will go on to be a victory. The goals are often of some significance, being scored in a close game or the final game of the season
After suffering from TC Syndrome all season, Sean Castle finally scored his two goals in the last game of the year.
After resigning himself to a D-middie role, Tanner Worth cured his TC Syndrome by scoring a pair of goals in what would be an overtime victory.
After resigning himself to a D-middie role, Tanner Worth cured his TC Syndrome by scoring a pair of goals in what would be an overtime victory.
by ;asjkdng'jg'paspogng March 18, 2019
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Get the Moss syndrome mug.cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.
CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.
CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.
by Preacher59 December 15, 2018
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