off the gook

Someone/Something that acts or behaves in an irrational/crazy manner.

Man 1: Did you see that one woman who was arrested for kicking toddlers?

Man 2: Yea, she was off the gook bro.

by ChimneyMan January 21, 2024

teched off

A state of unemployment caused by automation or the employment of a new technology.

I was teched off when the company bought robots that could do my job faster and better than I could.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.

by Gwendanor February 24, 2016

jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014

smoking off

Smoking a joint to get really high (420 blaze it) and then immediately jacking off to completion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you smoking off late?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, after I do my homework though.

by Lvl99ditto September 03, 2017

fall off your horse

A saying you shout when you hear a loud obnoxious car driving on a calm road

Johnny and Andrew were eating outside when they heard a loud car zoom past. They both yelled “Fall off your horse!”

by Parkingticket September 29, 2023

off the gait

Variation of “off the jump” with the definition of gait being “a persons manner of walking”

Homie 1: Did I tell you I went to meet up with ol’ girl, you remember, that hoe from the club?
Homie 2: The big booty one?
Homie 1: Yeah, yeah her! She just left my crib
Homie 2: So, wassup tho, what happened?
Homie 1: Domed me up off the gait, son!
Homie 2: You lyin!

by OGmudbone865 January 27, 2022

off the aaron

When you meet a dude named Aaron and start to copy his style, comedy, and personality.

A very specific kind of personality osmosis.

"yo why have you been acting so cool and hot ever since you met that dude Aaron?"

"i don't know dude, i guess im off the aaron"

by Real G Ricky November 22, 2021