Daisy the dog

Daisy the dog is super dumb

She barks at nothing eats socks

Yodels

Falls into the pool twice with out knowing how to swim
Sleeps on back

We give he weed treats to keep he calm/for real

When you take her on a walk she will only walk to the front gate

Friend< aww she’s so cute can she have babies with my dog
Me<no we fixed her so there wouldn’t be daisy the dog/s running around

by Crosonte October 18, 2018

Crotch Dog

In politics when a partisan claims that they are a 'watch dog' but somehow they never expose the lies, frauds and crimes of those that they support they can be called a 'crotch dog' instead of a watch dog.

The Mayor's watch dog Steve exposes the lies of every politician except for the Mayor... that's because Steve isn't a watch dog he's a crotch dog who likes to sniff the Mayoral Balls.

by Holly from OKCupid October 20, 2018

Spider Dog

When a woman hops on a dick and it's too thick it peels, making it look like a spider.

Yeah dude becky gave me a spider dog last night it was awful

by spiderdog444 October 29, 2018

Dog logged

When you’re hitting it from the back and she Poops on your shaft.

“Bro you’re not gonna believe this, I was clapping Tammy and she dog logged me.”

“That’s fucked!!”

by Krul November 2, 2018

Ham-Dog

Raccoon head + depression x destiny x old Samsung’s = Ham-dog

Ham-dog is gagging at destiny

by RodeoLobby November 6, 2018

Dirt Dog

The name you would give to the maddest BMX rider ever! but specifically given to a dirt jump ride defiantly not a park Rat. The rider that you give this name to must be able to do these tricks a table,whip,moto whip and an ET.

oi you comming to shred the trails ya Dirt dog!

oi you throw the maddest tables ya dirt dog

thats a sweet takeoff man i might have to call you a dirt dog

by Dewy Da Cactus November 7, 2018

Unclog The Dog

(1)A Metaphor For Masturbating
(2)To cure your pet K9 of constipation

Every time I go to the restroom I bring a Playboy and I unclog the dog

by EmJayee November 8, 2018