Pancake ass syndrome

Pancake ass syndrome is when you sit on a plane for too long and your booty turns all flat and floppy.

"I would go to cali but I really don't wanna get Pancake ass syndrome on the flight there"

by Jursh January 26, 2018

fad syndrome

A condition that causes a person to erroneously believe themselves to suffer from a medical condition emphasized by the latest trends in health or diet.

"Jenny is gluten free."

"Why? Does she have celiac?"
"No, but she does suffer from fad syndrome."

by Docta QG September 15, 2017

smurf syndrome

the result of being turned on for so long that your "little boys" turn blue, see blue balls

we made out for so long that I got smurf syndrome.

by mcotone March 24, 2010

Coffee button syndrome

When your poop hurts because you are 11 and drank 3 cups of coffee on vacation

Luke, you have coffee button syndrome if I've ever seen it

by B_witched9 October 13, 2025

Seth Syndrome

Seth Syndrome: tall blonde guys typically mistaken as a surfer boy, don’t be surprised he can steal your girl with his memes. Seth syndrome attracts extreme car guys that fancies German engineered cars, and can be found lying on top of cars.

Omg is that a Seth Syndrome guy? He’s blonde and drives a Volkswagen MKVR32?

by BlancaBell October 21, 2021

Superpants Syndrome

A rare and disabling psychological disorder that causes someone to truly believe they have superpowers only when they’re wearing a particular pair of magic pants that transforms them into a superhero.

As I walked down the street trying to be unobtrusive, I heard strangers whispering, “It’s a bird, it’s a plane… it’s Superpants!” However during the entire exciting experience I was also questioning the possibility that I had finally developed the dreaded Superpants Syndrome as it runs on my father’s side of the family.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2023

Meconium Clout Syndrome

When the sperm donor (father) of a moments-old newborn baby is far to preoccupied with posting photos and videos of himself and his exhausted, disheveled baby-mama to give a single visible shit about their newborn child, her welfare or the enormity of this moment in his life. Not infrequently he is making jokes about the birthing process and how he was like "no F-ing way" the whole time and how grossed out he was, "like you can't even believe the mess the birth process makes- so glad somebody's going to clean that up- like seriously, man!" Meconium Clout Syndrome has a very high mortality rate, almost always under very suspicious circumstances.

OB: Congratulations Mom and Dad!! She's a beautiful healthy baby girl and she's all yours!!!
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...

by Asclepius Minora February 15, 2023