Balls Alarm

When you are awoken from sleep with balls slapping against your vagina.

It's time to wake up baby, I'm giving you a balls alarm.

Girl, my boyfriend gave me a balls alarm this morning.

by Babeofmanywords July 16, 2021

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old pudding balls

When your patient slathers his snack pack all over his testicles.

I walked in and my patient had old pudding balls!

by Baller7264RN May 9, 2017

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Sweaty wrecking ball.

The act where a man has anal sex whith a woman in a room with a high teperature where with each thrust his sack hits her vagina with great force.

Oh yeah hit me with your "sweaty wrecking ball."

by Michael Colreone July 27, 2011

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ball tag olympics

The act of throwing your open testicles at you friends faces in a tournament league

Guys, I’m bored. Let’s go to the ball tag olympics!

by Bigdaddywithaflopper July 30, 2021

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Date Ball

An 8 Ball of cocaine you and your partner split during a date night.

Hey, buy a Date Ball for when we go to the restaurant tonight

by Mr. Bern June 5, 2024

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The act of shoving your balls up your asshole, then getting a girl to suck ur dick, and while she's not paying attention you fart your poopy nutsack out of your ass so it swings forward hits her in the face. A properly executed Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme involves trying your best to not shit on the floor during the act of farting your balls out of your asshole.

NOTE: To impress the ladies even more, it is common practice to get your penis AND your ballsack in your own asshole.

-I heard Liam gave Brooks a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme on the bathroom floor last night, and he accidentally shit himself!
-Last night, Tom decided to hit me with a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme, and I STILL have poop on my nose!

by Asshole11 February 6, 2024

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