pussy priorities

someone who puts their girlfriend before all else

sorry dudes i cant hangout tonight i got pussy priorities

by pissdrinker7000 May 4, 2023

pussy cat on a boardwalk

A passionate filler word. Can be used for everything. Lists of times interchangeable with the word fuck.

Pussy cat on a boardwalk I want to get drunk tonight.

Damn she’s hot pussy, cat on a boardwalk.

I mean pussy cat on a boardwalk that cheeseburger looks amazing.

by pcoabwcreator May 5, 2023

Wheel Of Pussy

Each woman a mystery puzzle and men spin the Wheel Of Pussy hoping to land on a relationship trait he will like if he can use his intellect to solve her puzzle. Or he can just never score like an incel or lose everything like a Chad who couldn't beat the other Chads.

Next on the Wheel Of Pussy! Clue: the reason why you always end up losing at the casino: TH* H**S* ALWA*S W**S

by Left Wing Fascist May 8, 2023

No Pussy Pete

The type of people who play casual or less serious modes on multiplayer video games like if they don't win every game their family will get beheaded. The idea being that they play like they never gotten any pussy.

"Hey man the NPP's sure are out in full force tonight on league of legends"
"NPP?"
"No Pussy Pete. You know. The tryhard losers"

by LinkmaBOI May 10, 2023

I just shoved a nuke up my pussy

When that sound turns on you better be running because she has a nuke up her pussy and it’s about a blow

*walking down the street “I just shoved a nuke up my pussy” *me running for my life “oh shit”

by BloomingWave662 May 10, 2023

Schrödingers pussy

When you dont know if a girl has a dick or pussy

That girl probably has a schrödingers pussy.

by Ratney May 12, 2023

Second Hand Pussy

When you're the second, or later person to have either protected, or unprotected intercourse with a lady in the last 12 hours or so.

Different from sloppy seconds because it implies the last guy(s) used a condom or did not cum inside.

Last night Robbie hooked up with a party slut. He had no idea he was getting second hand pussy though, and just assumed that was her usual tightness.

by SGboss May 15, 2023