Pull a Witness

When one has befouled a public washroom to such an extent that they will go to any lengths to NOT be found out as the culprit.

As demonstrated by Lukas Haas in the 1985 Harrison Ford film 'Witness'. Wherein, Haas hides from a suspicious Danny Glover in a public washroom.

I walked into the bathroom at work less than two minutes after Jamie and the stench was unimaginable. I looked to the stalls to see if his shoes were present, but he was totally trying to pull a Witness - trying not to get caught fumigating.

by EvilBiscuit September 4, 2013

Thumb Pulling

Thumb pulling is when you hold someone's hand then you both suck on your own thumbs to make it look like you are pulling / snogging

"I didn't know they were going out!?"

"they're not, they're just thumb pulling"

by c'est_moi September 7, 2013

Pulled a Cheney

The accidental gun violence directed to those closest to the individual. Usually due to ignorance, wrong assumptions, and arrogance. E.g.,fire arm instructors, drunken neighbors, and former V.P.s

A Texas church social was marred last Sunday when a concealed handgun wiped out the building fund committee when joe bob pulled a Cheney.

by Zen guru August 20, 2013

Pulling a Robert

Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will

Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself

Jim: what's wrong?

Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me

Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?

by Hmenrak August 20, 2013

Pulled a Bruer

Trading your best players for the worst.

I need an alabama hot pocket to get over this. I just pulled a Bruer.

by cumshot87 September 12, 2013

pulled hamstring

Josh pulled his hamstring running what an idiot

Yo I heard he pulled hamstring like a pro

by Jardaman September 15, 2013

Pulling a Jack Twist

Unofficial term for that special moment in yaoi fanfiction when the uke is magically able to take everything the seme gives 'em, no lube required. Inspired by the movie Brokeback Mountain.

"Hey did you read that hot new Gerita fanfiction that came out?"
"Yeah dude! Italy totally was pulling a jack twist in that one!"

by MotherPrussia September 20, 2013