piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022

Rubbing off my ting

A definition given by my good friend Ibzino.

Meaning the wood can get played with any time with or without a spouse.

Can rub it off after or before you leave out for any function or even after the function. It doesn’t matter. Just rub of your ting

“AY BRUDDA IMA RUB OFF MY TING ANYWAY”
“GO ON, RUB OFF YOUR TING”
“IMA RUB OF MY TING ANYWAY”
“RUBBING OFF MY TING”

by M1HUNNA November 13, 2021

drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

by anonymous August 21, 2025

Jeffing off

Ripping a hot guitar solo in someone’s newly melted face

God damn he was jeffing off so hard

by Tiddeez April 12, 2024

im off ts

Im over this

only the first day back and im off ts

by Cay._. January 3, 2024

Strapping Off

When a girl pretends to "jerk off" wearing a strap on

Courtney was so drunk she started strapping off

by Carson_dex October 2, 2015

Fucking Off

"Fucking Off" means to screw around with yourself or friends, and/or wasting time.

Friend 1:Hey man, why weren't you here yesterday?
Friend 2:Oh, It's because I was fucking off all day, that's why.

by AsianMan_45 June 8, 2022