A tongue that comes from your butt. An insult to someone. An expression or way of saying something sucks.
Have you checked your butt tongue today? You're such a butt tongue! or Man, that seriously sucks butt tongue!
by Laugh Attack February 11, 2009
Get the Butt Tonguemug. by OneDumbMarine July 10, 2017
Get the Butt Chucklemug. The term was coined based on the fact butt walkers walk as though they either want to be in your butt, or have you in their butt, and walk trying to catch you, or themselves, in it.
Yo, this dude keeps zig-zagging and changing his speed while walking in front of me... total butt walking.
by ##########17 March 16, 2011
Get the butt walkingmug. by Epictailz January 25, 2017
Get the Pile of buttsmug. The phenomenon when a person becomes completely unaware of plumber’s cracks, due to being exposed to so many.
by flybotworld March 7, 2025
Get the Butt Blindmug. A man or woman's butt that has become so flat from multiple hours of sitting at a computer, it assumes the shape of a pancake.
by TheKrispyDog May 10, 2021
Get the Nerd Buttmug. Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 5, 2017
Get the butt buffer-zonemug.