a white widow saps you dry of your resources and funds and things and claims to fame she is the hoe to beat in your life. she also claims to fame she loves you beyond measure. this hoe is usually guised as your guardian angel. after she strings you along and saps you dry of all you had, she loves her white widow male the best. you don't have the best of her love. just her worst for kicks with money.
this white widow hoe swears she's the one. she just wants to scam me. thinks I'm a sucker for her antics.
by aromabinger November 28, 2024
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Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.
by Onskeigh November 29, 2024
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Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.
by Cracklinbacon December 2, 2024
Get the Basic White Guy mug.a term for a faggot who tends to sway in the way of large black men, preferably during wrestling or jiu jitsu. this negro often is Caucasian and a redneck and is a jizz junkie nig nog
by djnfdhjfb December 2, 2024
Get the White Caleb mug.A term describing an individual who is a complete cum guzzling butt pirate and enjoys gargling sweaty black balls.
Person 1: yo bro why is that guy getting railed in the ass in the locker room?
Person 2: ikr bro he’s such a Caleb White
Person 2: ikr bro he’s such a Caleb White
by Ksjdksbdksb December 2, 2024
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Get the White knuckling it mug.It's called that because the occasion is designed specifically for white people, i.e. who are moneyed and have a lot of excess dosh, i.e. people who feature on Tatler. Every significant Xmas campaign features the same old cookie cutter white person handing out Tiffany jewellery and Hermes handbags to their loved ones while donning their preppy Ralph Lauren knitwear. A White Xmas has absolutely nothing to do with the presence of snow.
Have yourself a nice little White Xmas... if you're an aristocrat that is.
A White Xmas is best when a thick wad of cash and blue blood go hand in hand. Really, it's the only way.
A White Xmas is best when a thick wad of cash and blue blood go hand in hand. Really, it's the only way.
by ACunny December 2, 2024
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