This is when people on drugs get together and are so wasted they don't know their own name let alone the person they are having sex with at the moment. Nine months later they are scanning the town with paternity test. After the hunt they find the name of the guy so they can complete the name on the birth certificate. They also get a chance to introduce themself and the baby to the guy, Finally.
by legitimate life August 16, 2011
Get the drug induced babymug. A reference from the ghetto bible that directly describes a black girl's butt. The words "Bathin' Apes" in some of Soulja Boy's songs were mistaken for "baby meat".
by Ghettoboi February 20, 2011
Get the Baby Meatmug. "omg girl, so jack and i were fucking and he was about to get off inside me. Instead, he pulled out and shot his wad in my hair!"
"Eeew so he gave you a baby shower?!"
"Eeew so he gave you a baby shower?!"
by Danger Usscurves May 26, 2016
Get the Baby showermug. A woman who's sole purpose in life is to reproduce. She's usually a sex siren that can entice her 'victim' into her bed, against his better judgement.
by Dizzy Aster December 4, 2017
Get the eternal baby mamamug. A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.
I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me
Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.
-Me
Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.
by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021
Get the Modern baby namesmug. by Agownley February 6, 2017
Get the Egg Babymug. by TaroChiMochi December 29, 2019
Get the Top Babymug.