Basic White Guy

Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card

Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.

by Cracklinbacon December 2, 2024

White Caleb

a term for a faggot who tends to sway in the way of large black men, preferably during wrestling or jiu jitsu. this negro often is Caucasian and a redneck and is a jizz junkie nig nog

yo that guy's a total White Caleb

by djnfdhjfb December 2, 2024

Caleb White

A term describing an individual who is a complete cum guzzling butt pirate and enjoys gargling sweaty black balls.

Person 1: yo bro why is that guy getting railed in the ass in the locker room?

Person 2: ikr bro he’s such a Caleb White

by Ksjdksbdksb December 2, 2024

White knuckling it

When you grab yo shit so hard while strokin' it your knuckles turn white

"Yo bro I was White Knuckling it last night."

by sugonadeez December 2, 2024

White Xmas

It's called that because the occasion is designed specifically for white people, i.e. who are moneyed and have a lot of excess dosh, i.e. people who feature on Tatler. Every significant Xmas campaign features the same old cookie cutter white person handing out Tiffany jewellery and Hermes handbags to their loved ones while donning their preppy Ralph Lauren knitwear. A White Xmas has absolutely nothing to do with the presence of snow.

Have yourself a nice little White Xmas... if you're an aristocrat that is.

A White Xmas is best when a thick wad of cash and blue blood go hand in hand. Really, it's the only way.

by ACunny December 2, 2024

White Mouthing

When someone gets a job because they do oral favors for a superior.

Johnny was White Mouthing to get his higher paying job.

by WhiteWisher December 4, 2024

white horse

White Horse is a slang used in association to playful or comical demeanor. The act of being on a White Horse is essentially to be in a humorous mood.

"She's all comical again, right back onto her white horse."

by dailyfinality December 7, 2024