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Shwank that Justin boy

When your roommate spends 30+ minutes in the shower masturbating.
I've been waiting on my roommate to go to lunch, but he's shwank that Justin boy for over half an hour.
by the Sleuth June 10, 2009
mugGet the Shwank that Justin boymug.

Boy, If I Ever!

The first thing a friends father tells two young boys who drew dicks on their friends car.
Boy 1: "I'm sorry sir. We should have never drew dicks on Steve's car. We'll never do it again."

Boy 2: "Really sir, never again."

Father: "Boy, If I Ever! EVER, catch you drawing dicks on my car, I'll shoot you boys on spot, with a shotgun.
by poopscooploop September 17, 2009
mugGet the Boy, If I Ever!mug.

Fat Boy Anger

A total over reaction from a fat fuck to usually menial situations or people. Common causes of Fat Boy Anger are pent up energy from lack of exercise, excessive, constant hunger (usually when someone is eating something yummy that they can't have in front of them) and/or missing a meal.
Fat Jack: "I CAN'T BELIEVE I RAN OUT OF FUCKING GAS AGAIN!" (repeatedly punching the dashboard of his car)

Tonya: "Dude! The gas station is right across the street. God forbid you burn a calorie & walk there! Your Fat Boy Anger is gonna break us up one day!"
by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014
mugGet the Fat Boy Angermug.

Pickle Boi

Australian male, with a bumpy penis.
Brent...damn,what a pickle...
by Teh Artex November 2, 2004
mugGet the Pickle Boimug.

Diddle boy

A little momma's boy with an obnoxious attitude; the one whose lunch money is stolen even though he gets everything else he wants.
"That little shit ain't nothin' but a diddle boy."
by Modge September 21, 2003
mugGet the Diddle boymug.

Little Boy

A Male with a small penis
Stacy: Are you still with thatLittle Boy” Darren
Jess: No it was way too small haha
by KinkyLion42069 September 17, 2020
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