zerology

The state of having Nothing - Can be used in reference to not getting a degree at university (professing in 'nothing'). Subsequently this word can also be used to describe lack of emotion or lack of material posessions.

Man - 'What did you study at university Jacob?'
Jacob - 'Zerology im afraid. I didnt graduate.'

or

Jeff - 'This year i got absolutely nothing for Christmas... Zerology'

by Redemo June 23, 2006

zerofie

verb / zee-ro-fi
to completly loose respect for a person.

i still like her but she's now zerofied.

by gazocomic July 4, 2007

Zerbraxi

The Queen of all mages. If you are a Zerbraxi you are a male kid that plays MMO's all day and loves to play as females characters. The reason a zerbraxi does this is because he will never get a female!

Yo man, look at tommy he must be a Zerbraxi

by Theguyofquinn April 26, 2011

zero light thirty

Zero Light Thirty is military slang for 12:30 PM (or 12:30 HRS). Zero Light refers to 12 PM noon.

we will be holding the meeting at zero light thirty.

by Joeeeeeeeeee November 13, 2013

zerpie

it a zit that appears around the mouth. Look like a herpie, but is in fact, a zit. The word zit combined with her pie is.....you guess it..... ZERPIE.

Delany: Ah man, I have a zit by my lip!
Ashley: Dang! that sucks!
Inga:....Thats not a zit, its a zerpie.

Delany: Yes, you are correct. I have a zerpie.

by Selacious Williams May 13, 2014

zero g wank

the act of bouncing on ones bed, reaching maximum height whilst masturbating furiously. Upon reaching maximum height you ejaculate your load in 'zer0-G'

dude i went to space and had a zero g wank

by MooreMedia November 21, 2014

zerafa

A small flying ferret-like rodent. No skin care regime & small hands that need attention .

Every office needs a Zerafa....

by Banana6517 September 22, 2016