Beard Ho

Woman with fetish for stroking man's beard ...

Jaclyn is a certified beard ho

by RoscoeRoscoeRRRRRosc August 31, 2017

tumble-beard

The state of a substantial beard when it's owner wakes from a deep slumber, resulting in a mass of tangled beard hairs poking out in multiple directions, somewhat resembling a tumbleweed.

You have a mad case of tumble-beard this morning !

by Lisarenee October 6, 2017

beard scalp

The skin underneath a mans beard; the beard scalp usually forms after one has had a very manly beard for several years.

Steve uses coconut oil to moisturize his beard scalp.

by slax0r December 1, 2016

bearded dusty

An elderly man's hairy penis.

Grandpa, get your bearded dusty out of my face!

by GojiraFlanders December 3, 2010

george beard

George is 1 of the main 2 charcters in the captain underpants series

George Beard is the one on the right with the flat top and the tie and harold hutchins is the one on the left with the bad hair cut.

by CaptainUnderpants fan June 17, 2021

Puke Beard

Residual vomit that stays in one's facial hair after puking.

I didn't kiss him because I realized he had a smelly puke beard from last night.

by lemonchowder August 12, 2014

beard marriage

A marriage in which a woman marries a gay man to provide a cover for his homosexuality

Trent: oh yeah i love my wife aha aha

brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother

by streamcatvideosonline February 19, 2022