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Lizard Whip

The equivalent of "mushroom stamping", reserved for those men who have not been circumcised. It involves slapping a person with the penis hard enough to leave an imprint on the recipient's body. If the person was circumcised, it would leave a mushroom shaped imprint. If not, a lizard tail. Hence the name- Lizard Whip
While my girlfriend was asleep last night, I lizard whipped her forehead. It turned out great, but I'm sure I'll be couching it for the next week.
by Green eggs and baaaam December 13, 2012
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whipping kittys

Doing multiple dounuts in your vehicle
Last night Toad was whipping kittys in the Mustang while giving his girlfriend the shocker in the passenger seat.
by Freckman February 6, 2007
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whipped bitch

a girl that has been "trained". most likely a girl with no self confidence, and lets her man boss her around like a bitch.
Guy: I'm horny. Suck my dick, yeah?

Girl: I'm not in the mood right now. No.

Guy: Shut up and suck my dick, bitch.

Girl: FUCK YOU! I'M NO WHIPPED BITCH!
by jmg15 March 9, 2012
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Cunt whip

While having intercourse with a female partner, you remove your fuckstick from her box and proceed to whip at her vagina with your cock until it makes a loud Whipping like sound.
Oh my, Tammy's cunt is sore from that loud cunt whip you gave her last night.
by Andrew Zeiser August 31, 2004
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Whipped Cream

A delicious white cream from enslaved black cows.
The black people don't eat whipped cream because it gives them bad memories, and Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD).
by pokepotty August 5, 2011
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pussy-whipped

when you or a friend is totally his girl's bitch. they usually do things for them without being asked and act as if others only get in their way or that they are too good.
Joe: Erik is so pussy-whipped, he's barely said a thing to us all night.
Tyler: Yeah, I know he keeps talking to that stupid slut instead of us. I thought this was guy's night out.
Adam: I know dude, we were supposed to play football and go out to the levee.
Tyler: And joey's been talking to that other bitch all night and we all know he's not gonna get with her.
Joe: I know, Erik even brings Brittany coffee each day at school and she doesn't even ask him for it. I mean, how can u be pussy-whipped if your not getting any pussy?
Tyler: Erik and Joey are just bitches for the women cuz that's the only way they can get girls.
Adam: Yeah, good call.
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whip

A crunk cell phone carried by ganstas like myself.
Hey, fella! Bring me my whip so I can call my ho.
by Gatormanager3 September 18, 2005
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