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Wanker

kim: the coat is brown!
me: no it’s blue you wanker!
by bluecoatforever July 24, 2023
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Ankle Wanker

An individual who has a minimum gap of 5cm between the end of their shoe and the hem of their pant leg. Note that the pants worn by the individual must exceed the knee and be rolled up in some capacity. Generally the desired effect is fashion with a slight cooling benefit.
Joe has gone full ankle wanker with his pants today.
by ankle_wanker November 28, 2018
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Wanker.

Literally meaning masturbator. Just as a normal person would prefer to have sex with a partner, a wanker would have sex with themselves(i.e. wank) out of sheer self-love.
They display traits such as narcissism, vanity, arrogance, egotism, boastfulness and poser-ism.
Younger wankers are found driving hatchbacks with a $4000 stereo system in them or at universities (mainly arts students), trendy night spots and Starbucks.
Older wankers drive convertible Porsches that they can't really afford and talk loudly on their phones in public.
Female wankers put their lips in photos.
He calls himself by his own nickname. What a wanker!
She spent half the night taking selfies so she can put them on facebook so people thinks she has a social life. Wanker.
He posts pro-refugee stuff on facebook just to make himself look good. He's just a wanker!
He actually tells people how much money he makes. Total wanker!
by AntiWanker June 27, 2018
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Wanker

A man who likes to be alone with his thoughts
Ted Lasso is a wanker.
by YeahDontCare May 7, 2021
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Wanker

Wanker means.. your ex
My ex is a wanker
by Yesandnobutmabye June 28, 2020
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Waffling wanker

A person who is poor at arguing, by resorting to saying absolutely anything they think could be a valid point but it turns out to be irrelevant or 'waffle'
Tom, that has no relevance to this argument you waffling wanker!
by PICKLE_RIIICK October 6, 2023
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Wanker

A funny way to say Jerk Off often used by the "British"
Friend 1 (British): He look at the Wanker,
Friend 2 (American): You mean jerk off you idiot!
by @THEGREYOStricH March 10, 2021
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