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smug vag

If you say that some woman is smug, you are criticizing the fact they seem very pleased with how good, clever, or lucky they are.
She is such a smug vag for solving the wordle in a few seconds while it took me an hour.
by spsid13 February 1, 2022
mugGet the smug vagmug.

Tea Vagged

When a female player in an online multiplayer game
kills another player and runs up and kneels over the players face bobbing up and down and/or spins.
I can't believe Jenna kicked your ass in BF3 last night. She so Tea Vagged you at least a dozen times.
by PizzaManDude September 7, 2013
mugGet the Tea Vaggedmug.

Inky Vag

When you use a marker to masterbate , but it explodes and the ink starts leaking out of your vagina.
Fuck! My marker exploded and now I got a inky vag. Guess I'll wash myself now.
by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019
mugGet the Inky Vagmug.

vag

slang for a bag; specifically a backpack
Devon brought his humongous vag with him everywhere he went.
mugGet the vagmug.

Sleeze vag

Female version of the stereotypicalsleeze bag”.

Low class person, typically in a sexual way.
Saw this chic at the bar the other night. She was hitting on every dude there, rubbing all up on them, just for a drink. Total sleeze vag.
by Jennbec1 March 29, 2018
mugGet the Sleeze vagmug.

Vag on Vag

Another word for scissoring . when two girls rub their vaginas together in order to orgasm.
Hannah and I tried vag on vag last night.
by Stevieee123 December 8, 2019
mugGet the Vag on Vagmug.

Vag Glass

When someone’s significant other hides small shards of glass in her vagina, then adding them to his meals over time. The idea is that, eventually, he succumbs to mysterious internal injuries, and she gets away with murder—all while maintaining her innocence as the world's most devoted cook. It's like the ultimate slow-cooker recipe… with a dash of horror.
She mastered the art of vag glass—serving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.
by CristinBurnsInHell August 13, 2024
mugGet the Vag Glassmug.

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