Urban dictionary

A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.

Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*

Definition: "A woman's pussy."

Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'

Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."

Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'

Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."

Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.

by !!!!!@ December 18, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The worst dictionary ever that talks about nothing a person with common sense can understand at all.

Eww, what brand of dictionary is this? Oh, this is urban dictionary!

by UR BAN DIC TION ARY November 8, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website you do not use for anything that has to do with school.

Timmy did awfully on his term paper because he looked up definitions on Urban Dictionary. Timmy thought it was funny, but his professor did not. Don't be like Timmy.

by cielphantomhive666 July 13, 2016

Urban Dictionary

Some fake dictionary that calls everyone hot, or everyone ugly. None of this stuff is real, so dont get your hopes up when you look up your name and it says you get pussy.

Urban Dictionary is gay

by Tiki boy July 13, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A place where republican people (that think they're democrats) go to rip on pop music and tell the latest jokes that have been going around.

Lets go rip on republicans on Urban Dictionary, and then we can talk about how the government sucks! (Liberal president in office.) Wait a minute...

by borix134 June 17, 2013

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where all words are related to sex

-Hey dude,what does "placebo" mean?
-I don't know,search on urban dictionary
1 minute later...
-What's the meaning of "placebo" according the UD?
-sexual act where...

by a guy who likes english June 15, 2015

urban dictionary

this website.

I am on urban dictionary.

by maksyak March 31, 2020