This refers to a person who has served two stints in prison and or has two strikes (Felonies) on their record.
by Jilli Jill August 27, 2016
Get the two terms mug.When you first phase one someone ( giving them the idea you want to be with them), then icing them out for as long as it takes (days, months, or years).
Then initiating phase two: giving them the impression you're too good for them like
"yah we'd never work out"
"I always laugh when people say we should be together, isn't that ridiculous?"
or dropping the "I'm glad were friends" bomb to make them work harder.
Eventually leaving the the opposing person puddy in your hand, to do what you may.
Then initiating phase two: giving them the impression you're too good for them like
"yah we'd never work out"
"I always laugh when people say we should be together, isn't that ridiculous?"
or dropping the "I'm glad were friends" bomb to make them work harder.
Eventually leaving the the opposing person puddy in your hand, to do what you may.
phase two'ed: the act in which you mindfuck them into doing what you want them to
"yah I phased two'ed him so hard last night, and we banged"
"yah I phased two'ed him so hard last night, and he did my taxes"
"yah I think I got phased two'ed I slept with someone I didn't think I would"
"yah I phased two'ed him so hard last night, and we banged"
"yah I phased two'ed him so hard last night, and he did my taxes"
"yah I think I got phased two'ed I slept with someone I didn't think I would"
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by Jummy Gummy Yummy January 31, 2017
Get the two mug.Texting more than one person at a time, thus failing to give your undivided attention to either recipient.
That bastard was two-typing me and his mistress, then he got confused and called me his dirty bit on the side!
by Vizoneski February 6, 2017
Get the two-typing mug.Pretty weak, frail and/or "soft". Not necessarily soft in terms of texture but meant as a measure of strength.
That dude puked after one shot, that's two-ply.
That dude at half a plate at the buffet, that's two-ply.
That dude threw up, rallied and saved those puppies from a fire, that's a little better than two-ply.
That dude at half a plate at the buffet, that's two-ply.
That dude threw up, rallied and saved those puppies from a fire, that's a little better than two-ply.
by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017
Get the two-ply mug.A euphemism for the male genitalia. Two cats (furry balls) and a turtle (the penis which retracts when it's cold).
Would you like to come to my house and sit on my couch and drink some wine? I have two cats and a turtle wink wink.
by Rudelittlepig April 20, 2018
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