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two-dollar

Someone who attempts to pull off a ruse in which he/she pretends a pop machine has dispensed two pops for the price of one when everyone knows very well that he/she deposited two dollars in the machine. "Two-dollar" then gives the extra pop to a table of senior girls in hopes they will reciprocate some form of friendship. In order to fully obtain "two-dollar" status it is necessary for the table of girls to be fully aware of the ruse from the beginning and share collective laughs at "two-dollar's" expense behind his/her back.
Hey check out the pop machine, two-dollar is at it again.
by Henry23 May 3, 2007
mugGet the two-dollarmug.

two-timer

N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.

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Nice miss Jacques!

No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.
by gnostic3 January 1, 2015
mugGet the two-timermug.

Two's Up

The phrase a townie uses to ask for something.
Hey Gaz, two's up like
by PVFC4EVER July 19, 2003
mugGet the Two's Upmug.

Two-Gulper

The act of swallowing a huge cum load after a sexual intercourse, blowjob, or anal sex that requires the swallower two gulps to get all the cum down.
Man: “I’m cumming!”
Woman: “muffled sounds.....mhmm...gulp.....gulp.....holy shit!”
Man: “What?”
Woman: “That was a lot of cum! I needed two gulps to swallow it all!”
Man: “Wow nice, it was a two-gulper. That’s why I wanted to give you a facial instead but you wanted to swallow!”
Woman: “Hum, just hurry up and bring me some water!”
by Ben D Please III July 24, 2018
mugGet the Two-Gulpermug.

two-points

"hey you want this?" "Na, two-points."
by ounzer September 22, 2008
mugGet the two-pointsmug.

Two piece

$20
by Shitty sandbox May 28, 2018
mugGet the Two piecemug.

Two square

(n) Aus.
A form of downball (also known as handball) played between two players or teams in predetermined areas known as squares. There are two squares: King, who initiates the gameplay by gently throwing the ball or serving, and Queen, who receives the ball and is the square where the next person in line goes to.

Origin: Named so after its use of two squares, which would have originally been two adjacent rectangles of concrete as marked on a footpath or walkway.
The Year 5 guys only play two square as they don't have enough space for any other game.
by XenoXTA October 31, 2017
mugGet the Two squaremug.

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