To take a shit

To give birth to a pinoy.

I took a shit the other day and when I flushed it, it said "weeeeeeeeeeew ^________^". (To take a shit)

by YTG123 January 23, 2011

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Take a wild fucking guess

Remark used when someone asks a question about something especially when it's really stupid.

Dumbass: What's wrong?
*Looks around the destroyed city*
Guy: What's wrong? Take a wild fucking guess.

by Thaddian July 9, 2015

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Road Takeout

Eating a girl out while she is driving. A difficult feat, yet possible with lots of maneuvering.

Guy: I got some road takeout with my girlfriend last night...
Other Guy: Really? What'd ya get?
Guy: Anchovies and tacos.

by kr1574 July 1, 2009

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"Take a Midol" is a disparaging phrase said to a woman who is behaving in a bitchy and confrontational fashion, as women are know to do when experiencing the symptoms of PMS. Sometimes said by a male, the phrase is more powerful when uttered by a female toward another female, as a strong complaint about the woman's behavior and/or attitude. (Midol is a commonly used over-the-counter medication marketed to women for the symptoms of PMS.)

Woman to woman: What is wrong with you? Stop being so upset and take a Midol!

Man to woman: Honey, please! Take a Midol before we have another domestic violence event in this house trailer!

by Rook's Buddy June 3, 2010

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Take The L Dance

The most cringe thing a kid that likes Fortnite will do. Usually occurs when a child is born with Autism. The most common thing to do in this situation is to put the kid down, or just fucking living with a kid who plays Fortnite. Please put them down.

The kid said he likes Fortnite then did the Take The L Dance on my gravestone.

by bigmancringekiller March 13, 2019

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