turtle boxing

When a girl is in a sleeping bag and she pokes her head out and you punch her in it and she goes back in, then you do it again.

Me and this bitch were camping so I turtle boxed her ass.

by thepoopybear February 26, 2004

Awkward Turtle

A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. The person executing the "Awkward Turtle" is basically, jerking there hands around in rougly the shape of a turtle, unable to speak. And silence ensues

The evening was going smoothly until Merc had to go and tell us his dad used to lock him in a closet when he was bad. Silence ensued. Darrow began to make the "Awkward Turtle" with his hands, and the rest of us stared anywhere but at Merc.

by adelews July 25, 2007

mud turtle

n. Derogatory term to describe African Americans

That goddamn mud turtle stole my television.

by Ray Flynn May 13, 2005

turtle up

to curl up face down, in fetal-like position in self defense

This guy got knocked down in front of me and started to turtle up (face down covering his body and head with his hands).

by Ninja Turtle Nell July 22, 2010

turtle curtain

When a females vagina is infected, and shows green "puss" or pustules, aka a diseased meat curtain

So I met this hot chick in the bar, and when I took off her pants I noticed the bitch was sporting a nasty turtle curtain

by Vann June 18, 2006

grouchy turtle

Name given to a fully erect penis which shrinks to almost nothing after a particularly sickening or hurtful event during lovemaking.

So, I was banging away, when my dick came out on the downstroke and hit her pudenda on the upstroke. The grouchy turtle would not let me get any more that night.

-OR-

She queefed while I was eatin' her. My proud peacock became a grouchy turtle after that mess.

by Larry_the_K October 28, 2006

Awkward Turtle

Well known saying for when you make an idiot of yourself. Sadly the hand gesture you make for this Awkward Turtle, is actually the american sign language sign for 'platypus'

"That's not a awkward turtle you moron, that's a platypus"
"shit."

by SUPER DUPER WRONG January 26, 2010