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turd ranch

You sure as fuck don't wanna be downwind of that turd ranch on a hot-ass day!
by Kodiak Scott November 13, 2011
mugGet the turd ranchmug.

turd growl

when you take a poo and your butt hole growls louder than your girlfriend screaming in the bedroom.
a guy: "DUDE, did you hear that turd growl?!"
me: "Ew, yeah it woke up my baby sister.."
mugGet the turd growlmug.

Turd Hobbit

When a person is so mean, that they actually inhabit the excrement that they are.
"That Lori is a real Turd Hobbit. She probably has a whole Turd Shire ."
by Bakergirl8 September 2, 2017
mugGet the Turd Hobbitmug.

Turd Walk

The weird wobbling walk one makes when they have to drop a deuce really bad to avoid shitting themselves.
Jim - Why the fuck is Steve you walking like a fairy?
Bob - I'm not sure, I think he's doing the Turd Walk
by zaq101 September 9, 2006
mugGet the Turd Walkmug.

Turd assault

A turd assault is when you go to take a crap, but all that comes out are turds. There is an absence of any long pieces of poop, and only short, round turds are present. Usually dissapointing for any male to experience.
My last toilet visit was just a turd assault. What a rip...
by WhiteyMcWhitster July 4, 2006
mugGet the Turd assaultmug.

Peanut in the Turd

The one positive thing about something that is awful in every other way.
Otis: "Hey, Gunther, have you seen any of the Twilight movies?" Gunther: "Yeah, they were awful. Alice was pretty hot though. She was definitely the PEANUT IN THE TURD."
by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 14, 2013
mugGet the Peanut in the Turdmug.

Bump on a Turd

Something or someone that is utterly and completely useless.
Josh is a bump on a turd so just ignore him.
by plaid333 November 7, 2007
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