turd ranch

A sewage treatment plant.

You sure as fuck don't wanna be downwind of that turd ranch on a hot-ass day!

by Kodiak Scott November 13, 2011

Turd Hobbit

When a person is so mean, that they actually inhabit the excrement that they are.

"That Lori is a real Turd Hobbit. She probably has a whole Turd Shire ."

by Bakergirl8 September 2, 2017

turd kicker

someone you work with who just kicks the "turd" and doesn't respond to emails, answers questions or does their job. They just "kick turds" all day.

Man - I emailed Kaicee a week ago to ask him a simple question and he still hasn't responded. He is such a turd kicker!

by phoenixgirl June 5, 2014

Turd Walk

The weird wobbling walk one makes when they have to drop a deuce really bad to avoid shitting themselves.

Jim - Why the fuck is Steve you walking like a fairy?
Bob - I'm not sure, I think he's doing the Turd Walk

by zaq101 September 9, 2006

Turd assault

A turd assault is when you go to take a crap, but all that comes out are turds. There is an absence of any long pieces of poop, and only short, round turds are present. Usually dissapointing for any male to experience.

My last toilet visit was just a turd assault. What a rip...

by WhiteyMcWhitster July 4, 2006

Bump on a Turd

Something or someone that is utterly and completely useless.

Josh is a bump on a turd so just ignore him.

by plaid333 November 7, 2007

turd-flop

hairstyle in which all of the hair on the head is gathered in a ponytail, folded in half to make a pseudo-bun, and tied with a hair band.

Your hair is going to get stuck in the roller coaster, put it in a turd-flop.

by dennierich July 22, 2011