MMO Turd is a definition used for an upset forum poster on a MMO forum site. Their characteristics consist of general hate towards modern video games, anger over updates that the majority of player base was asking for and many nonsensical conclusions. They are usually disappointed in what they have become but instead of turning that around, they turn against the game that brings them happiness as they do not believe themselves to be deserving of the good vibes. Therefore, while waiting on que for the next dungeon or battleground, they take it to the forums where they must ruin anything enjoyable for everyone around them, feeding on any attention given to them while digging their hole of self pity even deeper. Also, they have always stopped playing the game in question. Of course they have, why else would they be posting on the game forums.
I haven't seen him in years. His friends say the internet got him and he is now a MMO Turd.
Don't look at them, Ricky. I don't want you to be influenced by MMO Turds...
- It's too late, mother. You guys are paying for an incredibly bad product and for some reason okay with being treated like crap. i don't tolerate that and thus stopped paying.
Why don't you try and enjoy something for a change instead of being a MMO Turd.
Don't look at them, Ricky. I don't want you to be influenced by MMO Turds...
- It's too late, mother. You guys are paying for an incredibly bad product and for some reason okay with being treated like crap. i don't tolerate that and thus stopped paying.
Why don't you try and enjoy something for a change instead of being a MMO Turd.
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