tank ass

Ass with marks left from sitting on the tank (toilet) for too long
John-"Dude, you've got tank ass!"
Bruce-"WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU IN MY BATHROOM?!"
by Empty Health Bar August 06, 2004
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turd tank

A modular storage device attached to triathlete saddles to allow for in-race fecal collection, especially useful in Clydesdale categories
I hope I finish this race soon, I've just topped off my turd tank.
by Evan Cool April 26, 2015
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tank stabber

Person(s) at a LAN who get so pwnt they are relegated to switching to the lowest level in-game weapon, and attacking non-aggressive pixels.
Haha, we had fun at the LAN but Cory was mos def a tank stabber.

Derived from an actual LAN experience where a grimacesque guy named Cory, after several hours of getting pwnt, wanted to prove that a tank in Quake Wars would explode due to multiple stabbings.
by BigTrucK October 09, 2008
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Tank Shoes

Shoes, usually school shoes that you have to use for a long period of time. They are well built and usually have a solid heel that makes you an inch taller. They can go through rain,snow,puddles anything because they are tank. They look like they have experienced ww2.
Hey, it's raining and I'm short.
Don't worry, the tank shoes will sort it out!
by Meaurh January 23, 2013
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Moffle Tank

A moffle Tank is a person who likes the satisfaction of preforming rim jobs.
Yes I enjoy giving people rim jobs because I am a Moffle Tank.
by MrPonisMoffle June 04, 2011
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skank-a-tank

An extremely slutty, very large girl who wont get the point that no one wants her and still wont stop trying to be all over every guy she can
That skank-a-tank just won't get the point
by statrad May 24, 2011
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Helium Tank

A term used to describe a woman who can expel air through her vagina with so much force, she's capable of blowing up a balloon by doing so, it's not recommended you pop said balloon afterwards, unless you wanna risk having the smart of a front butt fart hit your nostrils
Amy is a total helium tank, I don't know how she does it, but that broad is talented!
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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