n., 1.) A person who friends a politician on FaceBook or other social networking site, only to heckle them. 2.) An offending post on a politician's FaceBook page or other social networking site which is heckling or otherwise unfriendly to the politician.
v., 1.) To heckle a politican you friended on FaceBook or other social networking site. 2.) To friend a politician for the sole purpose of heckling them. :evilgrin:
v., 1.) To heckle a politican you friended on FaceBook or other social networking site. 2.) To friend a politician for the sole purpose of heckling them. :evilgrin:
I went over to my Congressional Incumbent's FaceBook page to Pol-Troll all over it. He is truly a scumbag.
The City Commissioner didn't like it when I Pol-Trolled his FB page. But I just love being a Pol-Troll too much to stop. ;-P
The City Commissioner didn't like it when I Pol-Trolled his FB page. But I just love being a Pol-Troll too much to stop. ;-P
by [TOM] ThunderDawg September 26, 2010
A part mystical creature that lives on the third floor of a hall at the UW. Fairly cute, but beware of her POOR HYGENE. Spreading diseases and the flu are its primary purpose. You can usually find her in the bathroom bipassing the sinks and slamming her doors.
To be rid of Jersey Trolls you must aquire a Mystical Troll Flute, which is used to expell the Jersey Troll from her cave.
The Jersey Troll is also commonly known for her phrase "riddle me this" of mystical spell casting. Beware.
To be rid of Jersey Trolls you must aquire a Mystical Troll Flute, which is used to expell the Jersey Troll from her cave.
The Jersey Troll is also commonly known for her phrase "riddle me this" of mystical spell casting. Beware.
Elfin L: Ew, I saw the Jersey Troll and she didn't wash her hands!
Elfin M: That's fucking disgusting, I saw her do it to, and when I was walking out the door she blocked me and asked me to solve her riddle!!
Elfin L: Did you use the Troll Flute?!
Elfin M: Hell yes I did!
Elfin M: That's fucking disgusting, I saw her do it to, and when I was walking out the door she blocked me and asked me to solve her riddle!!
Elfin L: Did you use the Troll Flute?!
Elfin M: Hell yes I did!
by Elfin M & Elfin L January 21, 2009
Used to describe someone online who has a massive hissy-fit, meltdown, breakdown; publicly online; and then announces they were 'trolling' to cover their embarressment.
First used in 2009 to describe the behaviour of a certain red-headed Facebook group memeber who, upon reading a post about a "humourless ranga", launched into a fullscale meltdown: creating many fake accounts to spam the group with pornographic images to get the group shut down.
When it was pointed out that the 'ranga' post was written 6 months before he joined or knew the author, he announced that he was "trolling". Legend has it that the word "Gotcha!" was even used.
When this explanation didn't fly with one particularly savvy group member, the
Cry Troll launched a one-man (and many fake accounts) attack on her, even making up a Facebook hate group in her honour - giving rise to the expression: Facespook.
First used in 2009 to describe the behaviour of a certain red-headed Facebook group memeber who, upon reading a post about a "humourless ranga", launched into a fullscale meltdown: creating many fake accounts to spam the group with pornographic images to get the group shut down.
When it was pointed out that the 'ranga' post was written 6 months before he joined or knew the author, he announced that he was "trolling". Legend has it that the word "Gotcha!" was even used.
When this explanation didn't fly with one particularly savvy group member, the
Cry Troll launched a one-man (and many fake accounts) attack on her, even making up a Facebook hate group in her honour - giving rise to the expression: Facespook.
"I hate you all. You are all so unbelievably MEAN. I am taking my virtual ball and going HOME. I never want to SEE ANY of your fake profile pictures AGAIN. I am going to SUE you ALL for being such NASTY NASTY PEOPLE...."
"Settle down dude. That wasn't about you. Check the date."
"Oh. GOTCHA! I was only TROLLING!"
"Sure you were dude. Well done. Cry Troll - good strategy. So long as you're calm now that's the main thing."
"Settle down dude. That wasn't about you. Check the date."
"Oh. GOTCHA! I was only TROLLING!"
"Sure you were dude. Well done. Cry Troll - good strategy. So long as you're calm now that's the main thing."
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 13, 2009
One who essentially trolls the trolls themselves.
This is not accomplished through the traditional Troll's means of rickrolling and posting objectionable materials, rather by using one's inner creativity in place of obscure materials and memes collected from the vast reaches of the internet and eternally committed to memory.
As a Troll Roller's opposition, Trolls expend the stupidity to amass a vast knowlege of the armpit of the asshole of the internets if only to pass on repulsive items and ideas that have come their way in an effort to horrify others. Troll Rollers need not be armed with any prior knowledge other than a Troll's intentions as they gingerly step around the traps laid before them without allowing any pleasure to be derived from mucking up their day.
Troll Rollers sit above Trolls on the ladder of morality. They enjoy frustrating those who get their jollies on being the cause of harm and anguish in using methods that would not deeply disturb innocent minds.
This is not accomplished through the traditional Troll's means of rickrolling and posting objectionable materials, rather by using one's inner creativity in place of obscure materials and memes collected from the vast reaches of the internet and eternally committed to memory.
As a Troll Roller's opposition, Trolls expend the stupidity to amass a vast knowlege of the armpit of the asshole of the internets if only to pass on repulsive items and ideas that have come their way in an effort to horrify others. Troll Rollers need not be armed with any prior knowledge other than a Troll's intentions as they gingerly step around the traps laid before them without allowing any pleasure to be derived from mucking up their day.
Troll Rollers sit above Trolls on the ladder of morality. They enjoy frustrating those who get their jollies on being the cause of harm and anguish in using methods that would not deeply disturb innocent minds.
Teddy: "I don't know why you spend so much time on that message board talking to that douchebag about blueberry pancakes and lemon parties..."
Zach: "I cant help it, I guess I'm just a Troll Roller."
Zach: "I cant help it, I guess I'm just a Troll Roller."
by Snorlax Prime August 11, 2011
The pussy troll is a troll that lives in a womans vagina and wont let the woman have sex till married or it will bite the guys dick off
So this one time at band camp I was about to get it in when I felt this sensation on my tally wacker and next thing I know Im dickless, apparently she had the pussy troll
by Butthole mcgee November 17, 2013
Is an unpleasant thing. It means feces or poop it actually means the s word and is not usally a nice thing to say.
by Bing Ordanate September 16, 2009
Someone on the internet who swoops into a conversation that is going well with no arguing, makes a big time controversial statement, or insults someone else, then disappears for the aftermath. A gull troll swoops down, shits all over everything, then flies away again.
Gull Troll: "I bet your mom has twat crumbs!"
*Epic angry replies ensue, but the gull troll has flown away*
*Epic angry replies ensue, but the gull troll has flown away*
by Echoshade555 May 08, 2011