The Obama Experience

When someone is traumatized by something stupid and or disgusting and left speechless

I showed my friend chinese people shitting and he went through The Obama Experience

by Obamaman420 April 23, 2020

Obama Biden

When you squint your eyes while reading the name Osama Bin Laden.

Guy1: hey pal who did 9/11
Guy2: *looks it up on their phone while squinting due to high brightness* uhh Obama Biden
Guy1: don't you mean Osama Bin Laden
Guy2: sorry i was squinting while looking it up due to my phone's high brightness

by Boggy#8745 March 8, 2023

obama-years

An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Obama was the saddest of time warps known).

Now, "Obama-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man was in office.

"My God, I've gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Obama-years. By the time we got him out in 2016 I wouldbe over one hundred Obama's-years-old! "

by Elfangel1983 June 15, 2017

sticky obama

When a turd gets stuck to the side of the bowl and doesn't want to flush despite intense scrubbing and flushing.

I was at my girl friend's and totally panicked when I left a sticky obama. No matter what I did it wouldn't go down the drain.

by anonymous August 24, 2021

obama blowjob

when obama blowjob

friend 1: yo whats up
friend 2: YO OBAMA BLOWJOB!!!

by frosty_rosiee March 26, 2021

Obama llama

The alpha male of the llama pack.

OBAMA!! CHANGE!!

The Obama llama fought the other male llamas successfully to win copulatory rights of the females.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 27, 2009

Barack [Obama]

one bloody awesome man and an inspiration to us all.

The president of the united states is Barack Obama

When i grow up i want to be just like Barack Obama

by bek_star January 20, 2009