Moist Chicken

When a polish lad walks up to a women and shoves a chicken up her vagina and than the man eats it out

Thomas ate my moist chicken today

by MOIST LADS August 18, 2016

choke the chicken

see masturbate

by sophia April 21, 2003

unseasoned chicken

Virgin vagina

I made that unseasoned chicken spicy!

Your chicken needs seasoning.

by 🍆✊💦 June 6, 2018

chicken express

the greatest chicken and tea you will ever eat.

chicken express is the most amazing in the world!

by heather renee July 2, 2008

chicken hauler

1. Trucker-speak for an 18-wheeler with lots of lights on it.
2. Can be an 18-wheeler that actually hauls chickens.
see also chicken truck

Hey Rubber Duck, look at that Peterbilt chicken hauler coming up on your six.

by fizzle April 7, 2004

Chicken Nugget

Not to be confused with a Chode, a Chicken Nugget is a penis of small proportions. Like a real chicken nugget it is less than a mouthful, not satisfying by itself, and can be warmed up and finished off in less than 3 minutes.

Girl: "Golly, that guy can dance; I bet he is good in the sack."

Friend: "Shucks, you would think, but we found out he only has a chicken nugget."

by Charles the butler June 17, 2008

Shit a Chicken

This can be fear related, but usually to do with anger.
If someone found out something and they got really angry over it, they would be said to have "Shat a chicken".

"Smiff, your parents will shit a chicken if they find out we're doing drugs."

by Danilius January 13, 2008