Friend: Hey where have you been?
Me: I got timeshare kinked by sharon again, she is really into shibari now.
Me: I got timeshare kinked by sharon again, she is really into shibari now.
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Titus is a sophisticated and cunning name. However, this name should not be used for humans, because of the nickname tits . Name your pet Titus. It will be the best pet ever.
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Get the Titus mug.the act of causing all others to submit themselves before you. Like trees being cut down for timber. The opposite of submit. The practice of overstanding , and having full control of other people.
Bringing others into the captivity of your reality. Powerfully redefining anything to suit your pleasure. Humiliating others who request you to follow their concepts. Cutting down prideful fools.
Bringing others into the captivity of your reality. Powerfully redefining anything to suit your pleasure. Humiliating others who request you to follow their concepts. Cutting down prideful fools.
Would you like to submit a message (a request).... No I will 'Timbus!' it!
"I 'Timbus' you, peasants."
"I will 'Timbus' you head."
"Do you want to... 'No, I Timbus'."
"All you need to do is, ...I dont need anything I 'Timbus'."
"Hei you can't park there...shut up, I Timbus you."
"Hei you can take this address... shut your filthy mouth I 'Timbus' you."
*click* submit, nope... flip my phone downside up and I 'Timbus' you fools!
(Urban dictionary is guilty of this too, stop asking people to do this like you own them... I 'Timbus' all you fools!)
"I 'Timbus' you, peasants."
"I will 'Timbus' you head."
"Do you want to... 'No, I Timbus'."
"All you need to do is, ...I dont need anything I 'Timbus'."
"Hei you can't park there...shut up, I Timbus you."
"Hei you can take this address... shut your filthy mouth I 'Timbus' you."
*click* submit, nope... flip my phone downside up and I 'Timbus' you fools!
(Urban dictionary is guilty of this too, stop asking people to do this like you own them... I 'Timbus' all you fools!)
by EF118 November 18, 2022
Get the Timbus mug.Same as everyone else generally says, handsome, friendly, practically perfect in every way! only my name is Tim too.. But imagine what I’m like when I lose my shit to my alter ego. Murders, wars, cucks.. yep, Tim can be a bad ass too! Just saying!..
- Warning About Tims - read label before washing!
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..
Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!
Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..
Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!
Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
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