Phantom income

Income you have to claim on your tax return which is taxable but you actually never received cash for.
Congratulations on your new company car but if you use it for personal purposes, you have to worry about phantom income.
by giantfan1 May 04, 2012
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The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.
by tacklezzz April 20, 2024
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Phantom-plug

Whenever you have a butt plug in your asshole for a long period of time (12 or more hours) and once removed it still feels like your butt is still plugged. (Also known as ghost-plug)
After running errands all day long with a butt-plug in, when I got home and took it out I came to the realization that I had a bad case of phantom-plug
by Alikaza! March 07, 2023
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phantom six

When you are gang raped by a group of ghosts. Like when you wake up thinking you fell down the stairs bottom first with no recollection of what happened.
I think Jamal was phantom sixed last night. His butthole looks like a worn out vagina and he thinks he fell down
by Ewrecksean May 08, 2016
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phantom fingered

When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom
Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night
by 5753:78((8 November 28, 2015
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phantom incest

when you say you love someone like a brother or sister but still want to fuck them
sometimes i start to feel phantom incest when hanging out with my best friend for multiple hours
by evesdropper April 07, 2017
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Phantom Butthole

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.
I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.
by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021
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