tank ass

Ass with marks left from sitting on the tank (toilet) for too long

John-"Dude, you've got tank ass!"
Bruce-"WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU IN MY BATHROOM?!"

by Empty Health Bar August 6, 2004

turd tank

A modular storage device attached to triathlete saddles to allow for in-race fecal collection, especially useful in Clydesdale categories

I hope I finish this race soon, I've just topped off my turd tank.

by Evan Cool April 26, 2015

Helium Tank

A term used to describe a woman who can expel air through her vagina with so much force, she's capable of blowing up a balloon by doing so, it's not recommended you pop said balloon afterwards, unless you wanna risk having the smart of a front butt fart hit your nostrils

Amy is a total helium tank, I don't know how she does it, but that broad is talented!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Shit Tanked

The result of screwing up... bad.

person 1: We have a test today.
person 2: What? I didn't study.
person 1: You're so shit tanked.

by robinsgirl October 18, 2012

Moffle Tank

A moffle Tank is a person who likes the satisfaction of preforming rim jobs.

Yes I enjoy giving people rim jobs because I am a Moffle Tank.

by MrPonisMoffle November 19, 2011

Coochie Tank

A pool at the YWCA or any contained body of water for or with women only.

Barb: Hey Janet, wanna go swimming later?
Janet: ok but lets go to the club house pool where there's guys!
Barb: Right, I'm tired of wading in the Coochie Tank!

by Geechieone April 1, 2009

tank stabber

Person(s) at a LAN who get so pwnt they are relegated to switching to the lowest level in-game weapon, and attacking non-aggressive pixels.

Haha, we had fun at the LAN but Cory was mos def a tank stabber.

Derived from an actual LAN experience where a grimacesque guy named Cory, after several hours of getting pwnt, wanted to prove that a tank in Quake Wars would explode due to multiple stabbings.

by BigTrucK January 20, 2009