urban sausage

A man who has fornicated with many females in a sexual nature. Similar to the man whore or man slut.
Jebediah is the urban sausage of the Amish community.
by Nipples the Clown December 24, 2003
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sausage garden

A garden in which grows sausages
"I saw this guy who owns a sausage garden"

"Awesome"
by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005
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SAUSAGE WALLET

How you not know this?? Pussy, dammit.
by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003
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blood sausage

An especially turgid penis with throbbing veins, and the effect is even more pronounced for most men while wearing a cock ring.
Marielle especially liked Bob's blood sausage, because it felt naturally ribbed for her pleasure, and the 'old in and out' provided her with much more sensory pleasure than Steve's 'little trooper'.
by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005
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hide the sausage

Can be used as a term to describe meetings that do not accomplish anything but wasting your valuable time. Usually meetings that consist of sales or production meetings, could also be board meetings. Being in meetings of this sort makes you want to beat the hell out of whoever is in charge of you. This type of meeting is usally accompanied by complete asshatery. And is a complete waste of time.
Hey man where are you going so late in the day. Oh you didn't hear...The higher ups are calling a late night hide the sausage meeting. Yeah I know those things suck. It's complete asshatery at its finest. Well let me go I have to go and play hide the sausage.
by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009
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samurai sausage

When your dick is so hard that it cuts through glass and screams in Japanese constantly
Do you ever wonder if a samurai sausage could exist?
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Sausage Jockey

A sausage jockey is typically someone who endeavors to seek out that slippery savaloy or battered bratwurst and ride it to kingdom come
Oi, tibu dibu, you raving marmite mining sausage jockey, get back to work!
by Lt. Howe July 09, 2015
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